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Photo Post Wed, Aug. 27, 2014 13,097 notes

iguanamouth:

grunklestan:

dang look at this cool shirt from Mexico I really wanted to get it but it was in children’s sizes only

thats no excuse. wear the shirt anyway over your bulging adult body. bust through the seams as you flex your rippling biceps at the police, streaking past the other patrons in the park and clothed in nothing else but the tattered scrap of what used to be a childs shirt. bad as youguana be

iguanamouth:

grunklestan:

dang look at this cool shirt from Mexico I really wanted to get it but it was in children’s sizes only

thats no excuse. wear the shirt anyway over your bulging adult body. bust through the seams as you flex your rippling biceps at the police, streaking past the other patrons in the park and clothed in nothing else but the tattered scrap of what used to be a childs shirt. bad as youguana be

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Text Post Wed, Aug. 27, 2014 10,631 notes

faygo-fuckyourself:

faygo-fuckyourself:

some dude started throwing pebbles at my window so i went over and opened it and he was like “oh shit you’re not my girlfriend” in a very obviously intoxicated way and I said no, probably not and he asked me if I wanted to be his new girlfriend since he couldn’t remember where her house was and I said no thank you 

okay so he left and came back and threw rocks again and I opened my window and he was like “sHIT this still isnt her house”

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Video Post Wed, Aug. 27, 2014 20,715 notes

Orange is The New Black cast at the Emmy Awards 2014.

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Video Post Wed, Aug. 27, 2014 86,535 notes

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Photo Post Tue, Aug. 26, 2014 349,255 notes

frecklebuttcronus:

ladytrenchcoat:

keyblade-crafter:

2spookyvoux:

No matter how hard I try, I can’t picture the original leg. This is f—-ing amazing.

I thought it was real until i saw the paintbrush and read the comment

Holy crap!

I STILL FREAK OUT OVER THIS THO

frecklebuttcronus:

ladytrenchcoat:

keyblade-crafter:

2spookyvoux:

No matter how hard I try, I can’t picture the original leg. This is f—-ing amazing.

I thought it was real until i saw the paintbrush and read the comment

Holy crap!

I STILL FREAK OUT OVER THIS THO

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Video Post Tue, Aug. 26, 2014 9,792 notes

As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you’re unconvinced that a particular plan of action I’ve decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is I collect your fucking head.

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Text Post Tue, Aug. 26, 2014 1,454 notes

ajuuki:

It’s the year 2014 and people still act as though if you are heavily sexually active or promiscuous you should be ashamed of yourself. If you are happy with your decisions based around sex and are enjoying yourself then yaaas you go girl, get that dick. We slut shame for sharing pleasure, desire and affection. To me a real “slut” is someone who has sex to intentionally hurt other people. They are the ones who should be ashamed of themselves.

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Video Post Tue, Aug. 26, 2014 132,512 notes

You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

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